Dresden Hash Run #1 - Virgin Voyage

It was a dark and stormy night - no wait, that's not right...
It was a bright beautiful Fall afternoon in Radebeul West. 
The Hounds arrived from all parts of Germany and the Czech Republic
for this glorious run.
Yours truly administered the chalk talk and gave the blessing. 
Then we were off - in the wrong direction.  Not Again stayed behind to make sure
the stragglers got off the train.

Trail took off out of the Bahnhof and rounded the corner scaring the
quiet little village of Altkotschenbrode, winding around the neighborhood
and then crossing Meissener Strasse.  I, walking with the walkers,
failed to see much of anything the FRB's were doing, so I'll just make something up...

On trail, Svaty, the traveling Prague Garden Gnome, was fondled by several
virgin harriett’s.  Damn! How come I can't be a garden gnome??? 
Not Again called on the cell phone to ask where she should be going.  Hmmm... 

Well, at one point the Hare LOST HIS OWN TRAIL!  But, I (um – HE!) quickly
redeemed himself by swearing it didn't matter anyway. 
Through the Lössnitzgrund and following the Schmalspurbahn tracks we came to a
mountain.  Up and up we climbed until our noses bled.  Finally, the trail leveled
off and turned down the dirt road to the Beer Stop where I, almost DFL'ing,
spotted Just Andy and Just Joseph running DOWN the hill towards us. 
Apparently they had forgotten to look for flour and instead decided to climb
to the top of the mountain for fun.

The Beer Stop was a wonderful place with lot's of ummmm... "stuff" in the yard. 
But, it served cheap beer (1€) - yea!  The Woodpecker song, Today is Monday,
and some other song was attempted.  As in usual Hash fashion, we succeeded in
running off all the locals from the establishment.  The DFL's caught up
with us and then we were off again UP the hill. 

Trail circled around in the Heide and even took us by a Black Lagoon. 
The "creature" turned out to be a duck - but oh well...

Finally, with Beer Near sighted, we joined the festivities in progress. 

Religion was experienced and we honored the visitors Prokoviev, Kreislauf,
and No Blobs from the Berlin H3, and from Prague: Sperm Doctor and Yankee Dong. 
Virgins (Just Danielle, John, Tim, Nancy, Josephine, Gary, Simone,
Kara, Rick, Mirko, Kerstin, Andy, and Joseph) were exploited. 
Accusations included Technology on Trail for Not Again
(and myself for being on the other end of the call!). 
DFL's, FRB'S, a self accusation from No Blobs
for pissing on trail, and me again for something else. 
Just Andy for doing something silly in the circle (and I saw him but forgot). 
Just Kerstin and Just Mirko for Sex on Trail. 
And Hot Rabbit for doing something that I didn't see, but someone else did.

Prokofiev and Hot Rabbit administered the Nectar of the Gods to us.
And, Yankee Dong and Sperm Doctor led us in many spritually uplifting songs.

We closed with Swing Low right before we froze to death. 
All in all, a great day hashing!

Submitted, yours faithfully: Pissonya